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US Government Announces Surprise Ban on Hot Rods, Citing Safety Concerns
In a shocking move, the United States government has announced a nationwide ban on the use of Hot Rods, effective immediately. The decision comes after a thorough review of the popular performance-enhancing automotive modification, which has been linked to a growing number of accidents and safety incidents.
According to sources within the Department of Transportation, the ban was enacted due to the Hot Rod’s ability to significantly increase vehicle speed and power, posing a risk to both drivers and pedestrians. The government has cited statistics showing a disproportionate number of Hot Rod-related crashes, many of which have resulted in serious injury or loss of life.
“We understand the nostalgia and enthusiasm surrounding Hot Rods, but our top priority is public safety,” said a spokesperson for the Department of Transportation. “This ban is a necessary step to protect Americans and ensure our roads remain safe for all users.”
The ban applies to all vehicles equipped with Hot Rods, including classic cars, muscle cars, and modern performance vehicles. Owners of affected vehicles will be required to remove or disable the Hot Rod modification to avoid fines and penalties.
While some enthusiasts have expressed outrage and disappointment, others have praised the government’s proactive approach to addressing a growing safety concern. As the news continues to unfold, one thing is clear: the era of the Hot Rod has come to an end in the United States.
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