Packers vs Eagles at the Philly Meth Bowl

It was one struggle of a season, but the Packers now have something to prove with the way it ended, losing by two points to a Chicago team of ragtag high-schoolers with no clear leadership. Say what you want about high school football, but those little devils have heart.

As if the shame of losing to one of the worst Bears teams in history was not enough, the Pack now has to march into the urine-aroma taint called Lincoln Financial Field to play their first game of the playoffs in front of a crowd of parolees and probationers.

Every night is free ankle bracelet night in Philly. Their playoffs are starting just like their 2024 season: at the Meth Bowl. Oh, and Tom “Packer Hater” Brady will be on the mic…

That’s ok, but one thing we know about LaFleur’s Packers is that they like to circumvent expectations. Easy win? Eff it, let’s blow that one. Tough win? Let Josh Jacobs shatter their souls while their mothers watch.

Offensively for the Packers, it’s all going to come down to pressure on a banged up Jordan Love in order to keep Jacobs from cutting through lines like Studio 54.

Save us, o-line, you’re our only hope. Defense….just try not to swallow your own tongues and keep your dog tags on.

Eagles are going to be leaning on their run while the Packers have actually managed to be competent on that front this season, defensively.

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